GABF: Beer, Beer, and More Beer!

The Great American Beer Festival rolled through Denver last weekend, sending a shockwave of beer lovers into our streets, breweries and bars. The GABF spirit was felt all across the mile high, but we dared to venture into the swarming epicenter of the Colorado Convention center to give you the low-down on the nation’s largest and most-loved beer festival. 

To an outsider, the festival might seem like nothing more than pretzel necklaces and a beer holiday. The festival is in fact the most esteemed judging ceremony for breweries nationwide, large and small. It saw it’s 35th birthday this year, it hosted nearly 800 different breweries, and it’s awards leave lasting impacts on our national beer scene. Its awards are pared out by an elite panel of judges have the ability to make or break a brewery, and this year over one hundred different beers left decorated in silver, bronze and gold. For the full list of awarded beers, click here. 

Photo: Matthew Smith

Colorado is known to be a craft beer destination, and tons of local breweries were representing this weekend. Breckenridge Brewery, Denver Beer Co, Fermaentra, Dry Dock, Black Shirt Brewing, New Belgium, and the list goes on. The "Napa Valley of Beer" not only created the festival, but has helped build a craft and microbrew culture that spreads from sea to shining sea. 

Basically, more medals equal more credentials for up and coming brewers, and for those who don’t have the chance (or the tolerance) to sample every single beer, these medals give us a necessary steer in the right direction. Not to say that this festival is all stern faces and serious beer talk; the GABF is at once a make or break moment for breweries and a party. When you’re in the business of beer, it’s all about having fun too, and the GABF is proof.

I spoke with Greg the home-brew knowledge guru and member of the national GJCP about his favorite aspects of GABF. He called the festival the “longest running, annual gathering of beer geeks.” He takes his beer seriously, but the heart of the festival was the reason he attends. For Greg, the festival is a time to reconnect with once-a-year-friends, and to share a really good up-and-coming craft beer. He was buzzed on the energy in the air, not just the brews. The GABF has been bringing friends and beer enthusiasts together for decades, transcending from a tasting spree into a tradition, and creating strong connections between breweries across the nation. It’s a microcosm of the beer community at large, and it’s simply really, really fun. 

Photo: Matthew Smith

Photo: Matthew Smith

Photo: Matthew Smith

The festival goers were kilt-sporting, rung with pretzel necklaces, and all in good spirits. I stopped to chat with a brewer from Hopworks of the Pacific Northwest about the attendees. They iterated, “Everyone here is stoked. Drunk people are prone to fight, but no one has. There’s a strong sense of comradery, everybody’s happy.” 

Photo: Matthew Smith 

In terms of logistics, the festival was a crowded swarm of costumes and shoulders to navigate through; some lines spilling out into the alley-space and it was sometimes a test of patience and dedication. It goes without disagreement, though, that the convention center, despite it’s inevitable, unavoidable closeness, was extremely well organized. Free water stations were spaced between every twenty or so booths. Huge signs marking every section and easily understood maps left little room for confusion. The crowd was heavy, but that’s to be expected. 
The flock gathered often at hot-spot breweries, and the best breweries were sometimes dry within the first couple of hours of a session. The flock was a permanent fixture for Black Project Brewing, a local South Broadway brewery who touts their wild caught microbes and meticulous brewing practices. The line was over twenty minutes, but it was well worth the wait. On the upside of things, the flock would coagulate in pockets, leaving a lot of little known, great booths open for conversation and slow sampling. As long as you knew the patterns of the flock and which beers were worth the wait for, you were home free.

This festival is a chance to refine your tastes and discover what makes American beer special. Also, it’s the perfect chance to finally break out that old kilt you’ve been hiding in the back of your closet. Regardless of what you string on your pretzel necklace, the GABF welcomes all beer-weirdos and weird beers, so if you have the chance to snatch up a ticket for a session next year, don’t wait until it's too late! 

Photo: Matthew Smith

Photo: Matthew Smith

Photo: Matthew Smith

Check out GABF's photo gallery to see if you made it in. If not, there's always next year! 

9 Weekend Events | GABF Pregames, After Parties and More

From today until Saturday night, GABF will be taking over the Denver area. If you were one of the lucky few to get your ticket, you have quite the weekend ahead of you. For those who have their golden, amber ticket, check out our GABF survival pro-tips here. If you were Varuca Salt-ed ("I wanrt my GABF ticket now, daddy!) and have found yourself horribly without, do not fear. The Ultra5280 team is here, and we've got all the events to help you get your fair share of that flowing river of beer. 


Pictured: River of beer, us (magic boat leading to all the festivities), and you. 


FREE BRECKENRIDGE BREWERY TOURS: ALL WEEKEND

Breckenridge Brewery is running free buses from the Crowne Plaza Downtown (1450 Glenarm Place) Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (October 6-8) to their new Littleton brewery and back. Buses depart from the hotel at 10:00 am and 12:00 pm each of the three days. They're giving complimentary tours of the brewery that include a pint with time to enjoy their Farm House and beer garden before the groups head back. The 12:00 group departs the brewery at 3:00 to head back downtown, meaning those with GABF tickets and those without can all attend. Check out their website here for more information, special events, and promotional brews in celebration of GABF.


Haunted Housing: We Recommend 13th Floor and Field of Screams

Photo: Ultra5280; Field of Screams

Photo: Ultra5280; 13th Floor

If GABF isn't really your thing, or you're looking to scare the living shit out of your whole family, these haunted houses are sure to make even the most resilient shit their britches. We even went through the trouble of checking both these houses out for you, and trust us, it wasn't easy. Nothing says Halloween like shooting extremely realistic, havoc-reaping zombies, though (@ Field of Screams).

Check out our review for 13 floor here, and our review of Field of Screams here. 


FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7TH

2016 The Voice Runner Up Laith Al-Saadi with Brent Cowles and Garrett Lebeau (21+)

 8 PM - 12 AM
Summit Music Hall (1902 Blake St, Denver, Colorado 80202)
Tickets here.

Levitt Pavilion Denver Live! presents a special evening at The Summit Music Hall Friday October 7, 2016 8pm featuring, 2016 The Voice runner up, Laith Al-Saadi, along with Colorado’s rising star Brent Cowles and Austin mainstay Garrett Lebeau. This event celebrates the final show of the season for Levitt Pavilion’s free concert programing, and is sponsored by Jameson and Great Divide Brewing CO--the exclusive craft beer partner of Levitt Denver.

Tickets to this special concert are only $25 and 100% of ticket sales will benefit the Levitt Pavilion Denver (501(c)(3), a local non-profit focused on elevating the local music scene and increasing accessibility to live music through construction of the new Levitt Pavilion in Ruby Hill Park, a free music venue opening in July of 2017. Each ticket includes an exclusive opportunity to try ‘The Smoothness’ collaboration beer, as well as unlimited Jameson Irish Whisky, Great Divide Brewing CO. beer, sliders, appetizers and more.


Kaytranada + Cashmere Cat (16+)

 9 PM - 12 AM

The Ogden Theatre (935 E Colfax Ave, Denver, Colorado 80218)
Tickets here. 
Doors Open: 8:00PM
Price: $25-$35, GA: $49.75
 


SATURDAY, OCTOBER 8TH

Stay Up Saturdays with CRL CRRL

Every Saturday we host a DJ set by CRL CRRL at Pearl's on 13th, so come hang out with us and keep the party going into the wee hours of the night. 

The award winnig producer and DJ who's shared the stage with artists from Anderson Paak., Vic Mensa, Haden James to Wahsed Out and more ( CRL CRRLL ) teams up with the Motown and Mashup master DJ E-TRANE to bring you a saturday night of awesome drinks and dancing. 


FREE ENTRY Doors 9 PM 21+ (608 E. 13th Ave Pearl's Denver)
Brought to you by: FASOR | BRECKENRIDGE BREWERY | REDBULL | ULTRA5280 | PEARLS DENVER



SUNDAY, OCTOBER 9TH 

Annual bRUNch Run  

8:30 AM - 12 PM
Stapleton Central Park, Denver

Tickets here

Come run off all that blood-alcohol related madness bright and early in Stapleton, CO. The bRUNch Run is a one of a kind race feeding everyone’s appetite for food, fitness, and fun. Runners start their morning off on the right foot with a timed 5K and 10K run, followed by indulging in some of the best brunch food and libations (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) alike that Colorado has to offer.

The bRUNch Run is a unique experience supporting health and wellness within the Denver community. There is more to running then putting one foot in front of the other. After a workout the body needs fuel and bRUNch provides you with just that. Upon finishing the race, enjoy a brunch festival featuring local eateries and morning libations, and non-alcoholic beverages. 

It's is an annual fundraiser for Metro Caring, an amazing organization that provides nutritious food to hungry members of the community all while promoting health and self-sufficiency. 


 

9 Tips for Surviving the GABF

The Great American Beer Festival may be turning 35 years old this year, but stands as proof that you're never too old to host a kegger. This kegger is just much bigger, and much, much better than those three-inch-head beers you shared in your friend Kevin's basement while listening to Phish. This sold-out festival spans a marathon of nearly 20 hours in total during four beer soaked days. It's packed into a 2,500 space, and plans to host 3,800 different types of brew. Needless to say, this festival is guaranteed better than Kevin's basement.

Pictured: two likely phases of GABF drinkers. Photo: Chilled Magazine; Great American Beer Fest 2016

If you were one of the lucky few to get yourself a ticket during the thirty minutes before they sold out, you're now facing a whole new set of problems. To uber or not to uber? To show off your new youtube tutorial dance moves at the silent disco, or just hang back and keep it mild? To take it to the limit, or make an attempt at being responsible human adult? 

While we can't make your decisions for you, we know that sampling 3,800 different beers is a difficult feat if you're trying to stay on your feet (just trying to have pun, here). Lucky for you, we've got a GABF prep list and survival guide to help you get your highest beer sampling score yet without making yourself into the village idiot. Here's a few ways to stave off that rising blood alcohol limit. 

Yours truly, 

The Ultra5280 Team (Certified Veterans of the Great American Beer Fest and ex-Phish fans) 


Photo: The Rooster

1. Carbo-load. We recommend pre-fest Fried chicken & potatoes from Welton Street Cafe on 26th and Welton. This Five-Points Southern comfort joint is a hidden food gem in Denver. Be forewarned, though, it's liable to have a line out the door at any given point, so go early. The menu warns of a 30 minute anything-fried-chicken wait time too, but thats because they fry it upon ordering. Nothing like fresh fried chicken before a good old fashioned beer binge, amiright? 

If you don't have time to finally fufill your fried chicken dreams, there's always the trusted, quick and easy Illegal Pete's LoDo. Their burritos are specially designed to carry you through even the most sauced adventures and escapades. We recommend their pablano pesto, too. It's worth the add on. Trust us. 


2. Charge your phones before hand, or invest in leashes to keep your pickled posse close. Rumor has it that the Colorado Convention Center has hit and miss phone service. If you're not willing to leash up, it's always a good idea to plan your meeting spots with friends before hand. That's probably the best option, in retrospect. 


3. Plan for snacks, and drink water in between tastes. If you're reading this and also live in Colorado, you have a Camelback backpack. Fill it up with some electrolytes and stuff some snacks in that thang. You're good to go. 


Photo: Oakshire Brewing's Public House in Eugene, OR

4. Do some research. While Denver is a craft hub, other areas like San Diego and North Carolina are known for unique brews. With thousands of award winning breweries from across the U.S., it's time to venture out of your beer zone. We recommend Oakshire Brewing coming to us from Eugene Oregon. Their small-batch brews are usually only distributed across the Pacific-Northwest, but we've heard that they're sure to satisfy. 


6. Pregame with Breckenridge Brewery's free Pre-GABF tours. Breckenridge Brewery is running free buses from the Crowne Plaza Downtown (1450 Glenarm Place) Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (October 6-8) to their new Littleton brewery and back. Buses depart from the hotel at 10:00 am and 12:00 pm each of the three days. They’ll give complimentary tours of the brewery that include a pint with time to enjoy their Farm House and beer garden before you head back. The 10:00 group departs the brewery at 1:00 to head back to the hotel. The 12:00 group departs the brewery at 3:00 to head back downtown. Although there’s no cost, reservations are required! Go to breckbrew.com/about/tours to sign up. Once you’ve chosen the date, click on “GABF Complimentary Bus to the Brewery Tour” at 10:00 or 12:00.
 
Note: Breckenridge Brewery is also giving free 1-hour tours (without transportation) Thursday, 10/6, and Saturday, 10/8, at the following times: 3:00, 3:30, 4:00, 4:30, and 5:00. Reservations are also required for these tours. Go to breckbrew.com/about/tours to sign up. Once you’ve chosen the date, click on “Complimentary Brewery Tour” at the desired time. Remember, they don’t provide transportation to these tours – you’re on your own for that, but they’ll take care of you once you’re there!


5. Prep your vocal chords, and get ready to shame the cup droppers. Due to the long-standing feud between glass breakers and those who keep their shit together, GABF will only be offering plastic tasting cups. This year we will not have to worry about stepping in broken glass and all. Still, no one likes beer-sticky hair or shoes. Don't be a cup dropper, and if you do, be prepared for some name calling (Spill Queen). 


6. Have an exit plan. Don't want to be the loser that throws up and makes everyone walk around a house plant for the rest of the night. That being said. Pace yourselves! Old rhymes beer before liquor.. etc. Remember what you really learned in college: the boot and rally. 


Photo: greatamericanbeerfestival.com

7. Start from the back to beat the line swarm. We heard from Left Hand Brewers themselves that the best way to get more beer in your belly is to start from the far right, avoiding the high traffics entrance row. This way, you'll know you never hit the same tent twice, and you'll save precious booze time. 


8. Uber. Sorry for this sobering thought, but let's be real. No one wants to be a DD after scoring a ticket to this festival, and Uber is a great alternative. Do some networking and staff yourself an All-Star Uber crew, split the cost, and safely enjoy the festival. This way no one will bitterly be doing the taste and spit. 


9. Have fun! 

Lifestyle | The Great American Beer Festival | Review and Photos

The Great American Beer Festival is all about tradition and the present day festival lives up to the high standards set in the earlier years. For example, the first GABF steins were made completely out of glass (whose great idea it was to give a bunch of drunks glass, is beyond us). But, each time someone dropped their cup, the hall would erupt in laughter and shame the poor soul. So now, whenever you hear someone oooh, ahhh, laugh, point, gawk or squeal at someone who has just dropped their tasting cup, it is only the sweet sound of tradition rearing it’s devious head. And it is tradition in itself that has made the GABF the monumental event that it is today. It’s a bunch of easy-going beer lovers, getting together to nerd out and celebrate the artistry of craft beer. And hey, if they can laugh at a few drunk bozos who drop their glass, then it only adds to the fun. 

We were honored and more than excited to cover this year’s festival. If something is going to get us up by noon on a Saturday, you can bet your ass it’s beer. The event was put together very nicely, with minimal to non-existent lines and an eager to help/knowledgeable staff, we were given the tools to explore and make the event our own. With that being said, even if we were sober (which we definitely were not) I still think we would have had a difficult time navigating the arena. The Mountain region was somehow everywhere and nowhere. First it was upper right then it somehow migrated towards the midwest? A thought for next year would be to map it out like America and have the Eastern breweries be on the East and the Western breweries on the West. But what do we know (seriously…) we’re just a couple drunks that were too lazy to open our directory. An added bonus of not knowing where we were was that we threw caution (our detailed and thought out lists) to the wind and followed our beer bellies to the next thrill. Which was everywhere.

Remember that scene in Family Guy where he gets locked in the brewery and drinks his way out? Well, that’s what the Great American Beer Festival is like, except you’re drinking rare, expensive craft beer and there is no bottom of the distilling vessel. With over 750 breweries in the brewery hall and 3,800 beers served there was no possible way to try them all… We don’t all have the tolerance of Peter Griffin.. But with that being said, there were a few that stood out to us.

Mcclain Morris (Lifestyle Editor)

1. Goose Island Beer Company: Lolita

2. Black Bottle: Cerealiously Count Chocula

3.  Revolver Brewing: Sangre Y Miel

4.  Deschutes: Zarabanda Saison

5.  The Perch Pub & Brewery: Perch Belgian Peach 

Matt Smith (Photographer)

1.  Almanac Brewery: Valley of The Heart's Delight

2.  All Rise Brewery: Three Orange Wit

3.  The Collective Brewery: Petite Golden Sour

4.  Santa Fe Brewery:  Los Innovadores Kriek

5.  Dry Dock Brewery: Apricot Blonde Sour

Robert Castro (Managing Editor)

1.  Revolver Brewing: Blood and Honey

2.  Avery Brewing Company:  Rumpkin

3.  Short's Brewing Company: Key Lime Pie

4. Boston Beer Co:  Sam Adam's Utopias

5.  512 Brewery: Pecan Porter

Click Here for a list of complete winners.

Best Booth: Uintas Brewing

Best place to get this adorable glass mustaches: Squatters Brewing

Best use of a can for a necklace: Oskar Blue's

Best use of marketing: Bull and Bush photo cut-out.


Overheards:

"I think this was made with real blood"-random white dude

"I don't understand all the pretzel necklaces"-random white girl

"Do they have a happy hour here?"-Anonymous

"Where is the wine section?"-Kristal (I think that was her name)

"I could do this all day!"-Castro "sampling" Twin Peaks Brewing

From small to large, each brewery is just living out their own unique version of the American Dream. And it warms our heart and our cheeks to watch it all unfold during this one monumental event. From finding our new favorite beers, getting a fake tattoo sleeve and downing an entire bag of GF pretzels, we had the time of our life. And we owe it all to you… GABF. Until next year… Our livers could use a break. 

Lifestyle | GABF Events | Your Guide to Denver's Drunkest Week

Drunks of Denver.... ASSEMBLE!!! Forget the majestic Rocky Mountains and our 300 days of sunshine, we have beer. Pure North American, craft beer. So great that men and women from around the globe gather here once a year to rejoice in it's sweet, golden triumph. And we could not be more honored to be a part of this year's GABF celebration of all things beer. 

(Image: www.breckbrew.com)

(Image: www.breckbrew.com)

This week there will be: tap takeovers, beer releases, album + beer releases, weird ingredients Bud Light would not approve of, amazing food for our inevitable "drunchies" and more drunks under one roof than you can count. Alongside the programmed set of events there will be an extensive list of after-parties, private off-site brewery tours and special tastings open to the public. So even if you forgot (read: did not buy your GABF tickets the second they went on sale), do not fret! You will still be able to ride the coat tails of this monumental event.

Many Denver breweries are throwing their own GABF events. Take a look at what some of our local favorites are getting into this week:

New Belgium:  http://www.newbelgium.com/Events/CO/GABF.aspx

Oskar Blues:  http://obordeal.tumblr.com

O’Dells:  https://odellbrewing.com/events/

Breck Brew:  http://www.breckbrew.com/events

Left Hand Brewing:  http://lefthandbrewing.com/blog/2015/08/left-hand-gabf-2015/

Ratio Beer Works:  https://www.facebook.com/ratiobeerworks

Denver Beer Co:  http://denverbeerco.com/events/

Jagged Mountain Craft Brewery:  http://www.jaggedmountainbrewery.com/gabf-week-at-jagged-mountain/

Our Mutual Friend Brewing Company: http://www.omfbeer.com/events/2015/9/23/beers-made-by-walking-fest-2015

Former Future Brewing Company:  http://www.omfbeer.com/events/2015/9/23/beers-made-by-walking-fest-2015

Epic Brewing:  http://www.epicbrewing.com/news-and-events/item/6907-3rd-annual-50-firkin-fiasco-and-gabf-events

Crooked Stave:  http://www.crookedstave.com 

Declaration Brewing: http://www.declarationbrewing.com/events/mancan-128-launch-event/

Great Divide Brewery: http://greatdivide.com/event/great-american-beer-festival/

Check out Brewtally Insane for a day by day comprehensive list of daily events as well.

There's a reason everyone calls Denver the Napa Valley of craft beer and it's because we have more innovative breweries per capita than any other state. Our hearts go out to all of our hardworking hometown heroes. We know you'll bring home the gold.

See you by the taps, Denver! Don't forget to chant on your fellow GABF goers. Everyone can use some words of encouragement every now and then.