Ultra5280 Wake Up Call

I agree.

Nobody should address a single soul before 10 AM. Because waking up is hard. Especially on Mondays. 

When Monday comes, the process of dragging my ass into my cubicle occurs at the pace of a three-toed sloth. Snooze, snooze, snooze.  I indefinitely continue to post-pone the dreaded moment of actually sliding out of bed.  This is entirely unacceptable, because girl – you’ve got work to do, or something.

In an effort not to be slow off the mark every morning, I have created the recipe for ripping Monday’s face off in the most delicate way possible. If there is one thing that can get me motivated to take on the world at 6 AM, it’s stellar music. Or chocolate chip pancakes.  But for this purpose, it’s music. It’s definitely not curling my hair to silence.

Ever wondered what will get your ass in gear that isn’t “Pump Up the Jam?” Wonder no longer. Please enjoy my Monday Wake Up and Actually Feel Great Playlist.

Disclaimer: Not exclusively warranted for Mondays. Applicable all days of the week, all times of the day. Really excellent for waking up and/or feeling tremendously sexy.  

-Autumn